15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

17. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

18. Procrastinate now!

19. I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?

20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

24. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

25. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

26. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

27. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

28. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.